My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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