sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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