I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
