addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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