Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
They have beer where we have blood.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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