is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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