I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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