don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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