oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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