i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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