WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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