glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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