I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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