That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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