I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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