I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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