dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
