i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them