Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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