How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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