you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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