She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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