they said they heard you say put it in my butt
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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