Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wish i was in the wii world.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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