Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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