Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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