someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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