This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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