Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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