Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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