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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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