So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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