she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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