If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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