i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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