i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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