My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
they need to just BURY HIM!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
When did angry sex become our thing?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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