How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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