Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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