Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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