(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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