gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
no, he came in my armpit
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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