New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My vagina just recognized that song.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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