Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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