? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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