Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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