My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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