oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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