My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
