even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Naked. naked and bneed help.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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