Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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