i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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