how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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