Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I bet he comes in French.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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