I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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